elena

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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→ 21 May 13 at 1 pm

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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→ 20 May 13 at 12 pm

slenclerman:

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even.

wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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→ 20 May 13 at 12 pm

themasterslover:

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

yes you’re right that’s exactly what’s going on

(via captainnaustralia)

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→ 20 May 13 at 12 pm

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

(via that-filipino-girl)

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→ 20 May 13 at 11 am (Source: paulakerbsph, via nowim-haunted)

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→ 20 May 13 at 1 am

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via cheddaaaaaaar)

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→ 19 May 13 at 11 pm princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this.

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm (Source: Laughing Squid, via lolzpicx)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 am dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

(via har-dee-har-har)